Hey, I’m Sarah – officially the funniest person in the WORLD. Sarcastic, ironic, and I’ll stop here before I scare you 😂. I’m 33, currently single 🥴. I used to play handball for 3 years, but had to quit (spine problems, not because I’m lazy 😎). So… now you know about 2% of me. What about you? What’s your story?
My Turn-Ons: Humor, kindness, communication
My Turn-Offs: Poor communication and emotional unavailability!
I Love: Anal sex, Butt plug, Cameltoe, Close up, Dancing, Dildo, Fingering, Live orgasm, Oil, Roleplay, Smoke cigarette, Squirt, Vibrator, Zoom, Double penetration, Footsex, Snapshot, Joi, Sph, Asmr, Cosplay, Twerk
Ethnicity: White Female
Spoken Languages: English
Appearance: Long nails, Shaved, Leather, High heel, Tatoo, Stockings, Latex, Natural
Sexual Preference(s): Bisexual
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